guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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