Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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