somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Randomize
