Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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