Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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