Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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