I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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