doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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