I am puke
ugly people sure do ruin things
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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