I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Such a big mess for such a small penis
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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