her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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