So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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