The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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