she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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