you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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