I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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