look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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