I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
