have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
