I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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