There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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