He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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