Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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