Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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