We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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