I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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