she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
