Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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