it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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