We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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