Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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