Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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