When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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