no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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