i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I have aggressive nipples.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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