Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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