Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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