Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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