we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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