The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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