Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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