Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
