Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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