so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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