I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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