Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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