I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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