There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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