im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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