Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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