Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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